Miss Maae

Distance Runner. Swiftie. Schneider Monkey. Forever an awkward turtle. "If you're lucky enough to be different, never change" -Swift

swlft:

when someone tries to makes a joke about taylor swift and boyfriends in 2014

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

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